Be Careful How You Read Your Bible

Some humorous insight from

There is a reason I don't do the whole "just open your Bible thing." It's because I heard about the guy who opened his Bible to see what God would say to him and he read, "Judas hanged himself." He thought, "Now that's depressing--let me try this again--and so he opened it and read, "Go and do likewise." He began to get really worried and finally said, "OK, I am going to try this one more time & so he did and read, "What you are about to do--do it quickly." "